Ninjas Hate Baked Goods
Last night I made some chocolate cupcakes to take to work and enjoy.
Not many people know this, but lately in West Nashville, we’ve had an onslaught of ninjas roaming the streets of Sylvan Park. They have one mission: to destroy all baked goods. So lo and behold! Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and saw this:
I even caught one of the little bastards on camera!
Please come to 12th & Porter Friday night to see one of Nashville’s best kept secrets, the rock band NOVELIFT. NOVELIFT has been making sweet music for over 4 years, and was named “Best Unsigned Alternative Rock Band” by Verbicide Magazine, yet the Nashville community prefers to keep them as secret as these pastry destroying ninjas. The cost is $5 and they will be selling their new album “Up In Clouds” for $10. Come out Friday night and don’t say I didn’t warn you about the cupcake ninjas!











